Two of my favourite things. Grammar, and cock.

JERONIMOOOO!

So I found this laptop at work

Gotta hunt them all

It's better to have condoms than to not have condoms, right?

When you exceed the hight limit

The Terran Test

Houston Zoo just posted this

Live long and prosper, good sir

Some damn good camouflage in the wood

Just saying...

Sexual Rifle?

You aren't an exception

Grandma can't even

WHAT COLOR ARE THE GOD DAMN LLAMAS?

US Dollar Redesigned To Honor Science Not Presidents.

Do you like it girls?

Tape this inside your medicine cabinet

When I told her I don't like girls who smoke

Hint: It's only one

When my uncle asks me why his phone doesn't turn on after hours of charging..

Women's love dogs

Not bad hay?

What color is this GIF?

My substitute teacher looks like a cross of Wolverine and The Penguin.

Child-in-the-Road Illusion forces drivers to slow down.

Live Long and Prosper

Sound logic!

Bros before hoes

Introvert problems.

Smoking tree...

Just a guy rescuing a wild, exhausted bear from drowning. Amazing.

Just remember

How many dare you swallow?

It's my biggest dream.

Everything has an explanation!

Words to live by from one of my favourite books

Which pill would you take?

Know your sh*t. Don't be a 'only for attention' fan.

When my gf shouts from the kitchen asking if I can "open this jar" for her.

Gender equality, because all of them are naked... all not human

How do I stop it guys?

Where the Rainbow ends here in Canada.

Obi Wan Kenobi vs Santa

Pornhub just introduced this new band!

And you didn't know now you know,

Guess Asian people have a problem with the number "4"

Another child sacrificed to the rainbow worm.

Time lapse of traffic lights in the fog

After all these "Mars" posts.. The world have other problems